My mom is pretty great. I got a big box yesterday full of "details" she's found now that she's home in Memphis. Details like a throw pillow, 3 area rugs and the piece de resistance, custom cafe curtains for the kitchen. We bought the curtains for $30 total at Ikea when she was here, she took the measurements, hemmed them up and now I have open lighting in the kitchen without looking at my safety bars. It's awesome. I can understand where you would not be nearly as excited as I am but I'm posting a picture anyway.